And where's my sandwich

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Are You A Zombie?

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  And where's my sandwich

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  Husband: whats that smell? Wife: i can't smell anything? Husband: exactly! get in the kitchen!

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  I don't see a beer with that smile.

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  Ironically, there's no ring on her finger. Guess she was doing it wrong.

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  A sexist man's dream....

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  It needs to be WIFES so they can add sandwich... Among other things!

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  W.I.F.E "WOW.IT's.FUCKING.ERECTION"

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  Needs to be a tattoo....

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  You're a W.I.F.E. A Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph Ooohhh you ALWAYS pull that one, "you're not a real woman, you're just a computer!"

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  listen hard enough and u can almost here a collective "aww HELL no" from every women with rights....

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  GOD I WOULD LOVE THIS WOMAN

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  I want this woman.

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  I think making food is included in 'etc.'

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  ..Thats one strange lookin kitchen shes i- SHIT! Who left the kitchen door open again

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  lol

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  My husband respects me for my talents.

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  Exactly

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  why isnt she isnt in the kitchen!!!!!!

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  You're a W.I.F.E. A Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph

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  When she got married she wore white....so she matched the appliances.

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  Blowjobs are in the etc list?

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  You're a W.I.F.E. A Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph Ooohhh you ALWAYS pull that one, "you're not a real woman, you're just a computer!"

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  W.I.F.E a household tool you screw on the bed and it does the housework for you.

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  Get a L.I.F.E.!

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  B.I.T.C.H Baking Ignorant Timewasting Cocksucking Hoer (I know, it's a W)

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  she must be drunk to wear that.

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  Amen!! But not necessarily in that order.

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  just add an S at the end. mormans got it down.

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  You people are sexist and racist... -_- I don't blame Osama bin Laden...