"Honey if you want to sell alot of girl scout cookies then you're gonna need help. i think mr. gun would help."

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  "Honey if you want to sell alot of girl scout cookies then you're gonna need help. i think mr. gun would help."

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  in soviet russia you have to buy cookies or go to hell by little girl

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  i am pretty sure she has an extra finger

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  just... put... the... gun......B00M

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  Those glasses alone can make you buy cookies <3

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  I got your back homie!

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  Ihave a weirdo behind me and i am not afraid to use it

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  No you're fucking grounded, bitch!

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  EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN!!! You wanted the cookies... Now I want my money...

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  The movie is called the professional. And she was 13 in it.

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  Aha! She's missing a fi......oh, screw it!

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  Have a way to deal with cookie monsters

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  In France, this movie is called Leon.

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  Say "cookies" again. Say "cookies" again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say cookies one more Goddamn time!

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  that gun shoots chocolate filled cookies of death. but only for a limited time!

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  just go to the freakin' kitchen