The sperm count of Chuck Norris is still, ''UNKNOWN.''

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  The sperm count of Chuck Norris is still, ''UNKNOWN.''

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  apperently... dont use non latex

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  He escape from the condon! AbraKadabra!

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  He got outta THAT one!

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  Gives new meaning to blow ur load

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  "appErently"?? What the fuck. Can nobody on planet fucking Earth spell correctly anymore?

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  Chuck Norris dit that too

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  Sorry Lois next time buy Kryptonite condoms!

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  Abracondombrah

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  "Chuck Norris dit that too" umm... no, fail. chuck sprang from a volcano.

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  I wanna break free!

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  Houdini... Escaped a condom.. Escaped the Abortion Clinic... Escaped the womb... Still couldn't escape death.

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  hours that I say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  Batman:Begining

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  Penis

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  inner strength

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  inner strength

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  Damn, he's good!

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  He pulsed.

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  I didn't know Houdini was also Superman!

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  How many Vigor pills did you take at once???