Don't be a pussy this seams legit.

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  Don't be a pussy this seams legit.

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  I swear officer, a saw a BEAR driving around the park this morning!

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  Chances... Sometimes you only get one

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  PEDOBEAR STRIKES AGAIN!

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  Pedobear inside

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  I THROW YOUR KIDS IN MY VAN SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOOOO IM A PEDO!

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  No I'm being serious my captcha is saying "rabies vann"

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  yah pedobears new car

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  Looks legit to me.

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  That's my van...

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  Wered u get a picture of my car?

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  Remember kids, if a strange man offers you candy, he probably has more in his van ;)

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  i went up to it. all i got was this handful of slime and it's pretty bitter.

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  I could make a pedobear joke, but f*** it, I want some damn candy.

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  I lost the game.

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  That's my van...

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  OH YAY I WANT FREE CANDY!!!

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  Who's the retard that spelt "seems" wrong?

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  The last time I saw that van Pedobear was driving it.

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  mmmmm.... kids

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  Sadly for Jerome, he was unable to raise any money to bail his wife Candice out of jail. Why would everyone in the trailer park shun him so?

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  Mom, can I go in there?

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  i wonder where little jimmy is?

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  wouldn't trust that...

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  Hey guys were safe it's not a pedo van he's selling candy

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  On auction at MJs mansion

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  two camels in a tiny car!!!!! hahaha

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  Mystery Machine before pimp my ride.

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  FREE CAN DIES!

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  This person is being nice.. no one just drives a van and gives free candy

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  lookie here! a couple of gumdrops, a popsicle and some toothpaste to clean my teeth with afterwards! what a very kind man!

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  On the next To Catch A Predator, some guy pulls up in this van...

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  Hey that looks like my uncle's van

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  Yeah, the plumber took up two parking spots, so someone figured they'd get him back by painting this on his van.

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  George Woodward has a van like this. Dirty cunt

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  Dick

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  c'mon, you know you want some.

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  FUCK YOUR CAPTCHA

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  lol my capcha is you are what you eat

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  Who's the retard that spells "seems" wrong?

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  "No officer, it's a misunderstanding. I'm protesting on behalf of a stripper wrongfully accused of murder."

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  three days in a pit being hosed and moisturised...and still no fucking candy! this is a gib

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  lmao, my captcha is "see how they run"

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  LET THEM EAT CAKE! I BET HE HAS LOLLIPOPS

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  OK... Pedobear is running out of money AND... Wait! is that my grapa's van?!