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  so would I

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  He has a toy car on his key chain!!!

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  I'd pick the lamborghini

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  The toy car is a Ford GT40...all those cars and he's dreaming about a Ford?

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  Crying while getting blown in a Ferrari would be even better...

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  If he hung that keyring from his pants they would fall down...

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  Whoever said money can't buy happiness sure hasn't been shopping in the right places.

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  You can't buy happiness, but you can buy things that make you happy.

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  He's a valet parker... 2nds

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  The biggest target in the city for car jacking

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  He's a valet parker...

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  To make up for what he lacks in between the sheets.

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  Hmm, looks like the hand of a hairy Middle Easterner... the cheap D ring on the keys gives it away.

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  Photoshopped...

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  Just ask Hulk Hogan's son about that...

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  Has a deap freeze key on there

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  Here, I'll take those nasty things off of your hands for you!

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  Or a hell of a lot of keychains.

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  Fuck yea!

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  Money cant buy happiness. Obviously you dont live in America

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  SLR,Carrera GT,Revènton,Enzo...A little message to the people that thinks that these fucking keys do not bring happiness:FUCK YOU!!!

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  Why would anyone cry in any of those cars? I'd be happy just sitting in those cars, especially if they were mine!

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  If money can't buy happiness, then you'll have to rent it

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  Why would anyone cry in any of those cars? I'd love to have them, and if I did, I wouldn't be crying, I'd be happy! ಠ_ಠ

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  This F@ker has so much money he can't afford a master key!!!

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  I would cry in a lamborghini...

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  Thanks for clarifying how tiny your penis is.

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  How is he not happy with a Ford, Lamboghini, Mercedes, Ferrari, and a Porsche?